Monday, October 29, 2007

Endangered Species

I recently learned that I'm an endangered species. Researches at the Oxford Hair Foundation believe that redheads will be extinct by 2100. Apparently, a mutation of a gene causes red hair. Unfortunately, the gene is recessive, and it is diluted by the dominant brown hair gene. I think I should make t-shirts emblazoned with "Save the Redheads!" I'm not sure how to save the redheads, but awareness is the first step.